You are required to open a bank account that I receive statements for, and you are required to deposit all of your paychecks and other income into it. I’ll ensure that you are properly tithing your income to the All characters design maya and the three funny shirt but in fact I love this HOA, but you are responsible for all fees associated with the bank account. Assuming this isn’t satire and assuming that this mandatory garage sale is written into the HOA’s bylaws, fuck you, Karen. We were adamant against an HOA when we bought a house in CO in 2014. Wanted the freedom to plant the plants we wanted in the front yard. So, we got a house in a neighborhood with no rules. A next door neighbor with 4 horses on a half acre.(zoned for horses, but not 4) Across the street a neighbor with a 40ft black and neon green trailer on a gravel pad on his front Lawn for the whole summer. Fortunately, they both moved and we got awesome neighbors. But no more roll of the dice with neon colored trailers.
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I don’t think I’ve ever been as appalled at a garage sale ad as this! I mean, I was previously appalled that people were selling their I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter tubs…selling garbage! But this takes the All characters design maya and the three funny shirt but in fact I love this cake!!! The wonderful freedom of America, have your neighbour demand you sell your belongings and give them a percentage. “Nah, Karen, I’m good. I’m going to strip the engine in my Trans-Am in the front yard while drinking a beer and listening to Creedence. I paid for this house. It’s my land. Eat shit” Just saying, by the looks of the picture the sidewalk and old ass siding looks like a middle class neighbor hood in my area. Fuck you Karen. This sounds possibly illegal, go visit r/legaladvice. If they say you have a sound case, the threat of a lawsuit might make the Karen stop Everytime I start to think I am limiting myself house hunting, I see a post like this and know that I am saving myself a lot of grief. I’d go to the local thrift store and buy the most worn stuff and sell it for a nickel apiece. Each customer would be required to drop said nickels into a cut-in-half Mr. Boston bottle. With the jagged edges covered up with duct tape. Finished off with “Fascist HOA Fund” written in sharpie. Maybe blast some NWA for good measure… I hope nobody comes to their damn sale. Protest these elitists and show them “how the regular townsfolk” live. We don’t need your rich shit. Stay in your bubble and leave the rest of us alone