Step 1: Commission local artists to paint Karen in compromising positions with men, women, animals, household objects. Step 2: Sell at HOA-mandated garage sale. If she complains, say commissioned art is definitely a luxury item and your choice of subject is protected speech. My “required garage sale” would be a single sock, not even a pair. I’d send text updates about every 10 mins to let her know that it hasn’t sold yet. So, what can be done about this? I have never owned a home before and about to close in a new build soon with HOA. If HOAs get ridiculous like the AlI wong comedy stand up comedian shirt so you should to go to store and get this post above, there is something you can do right? Is it even legal? Yikes. Sounds like a good way to show people who to burgle first. How can an HOA require residents to not only have a garage sale, but also to pay the 10% to the HOA? If I’m in an HOA and I pay HOA fees, that’s my % to the HOA. No more. This isn’t legal is it? Why would a “top earner” ever want to have a garage sale? A true “top earner” gives away the stuff they no longer want, even if it’s expensive. Or, they pay someone to come haul it off. No rich person I’ve ever known would be caught dead having a garage sale. HOAs are so entitled. I used to work in code enforcement, enforcing building codes and county ordinances. The HOAs would call us nearly daily to complain about neighbors violating their private rules, or “covenants”. It was so annoying to have to explain every time that their little agreements weren’t laws. You might as well call us because your kid didn’t clean his room.
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Will never live in a HOA neighborhood. Remember being younger & going with my dad to do construction/ repairs at an HOA neighborhood. HOA would find any little thing that needed repair to keep up maintenance. Funny part is 15% of profits made by the AlI wong comedy stand up comedian shirt so you should to go to store and get this company had to go to HOA for being the ‘contractors’. Best bet there were always repairs needed to be made Then see how she responds. Depending on her response, the next comment after that will probably end up being “Nah, get fucked, Karen.” Time to start collecting your kids used diapers in ziplock baggies. Weekend of lay them out in rows on a fold down table. End of weekend “well gee Karen, no one seemed to want my shit. How bizarre.” But I’ll pay you if you want to rent it, find Karen, and bring it back with photographic proof you bopped her on the head with it.